I know what youвЂ™re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. All the people youвЂ™ve wronged will rise against you. IвЂ™m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. IвЂ™m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Turns out the mouse-er didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote вЂњyouвЂ™re a piece of -, and i -ed your momвЂќ. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. The -ing rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. FUCK YOU I hope you rot in hell Stuart Im only 9 and I shouldnt be dealing with these issues at my age. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. You have torn my family apart and now my parents are getting divorced because you couldnt help putting your tiny little rat cock inside my mother. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. Fuck you I hate you Stuart you disgusting rodent. ThereвЂ™s also a surprising connection between pathos and passion. I swear to -ing god, IвЂ™m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Just in case, like me, you canвЂ™t remember the difference between bathos and pathos, hereвЂ™s a refresher.And no, they donвЂ™t mean the same thing. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and heвЂ™s supposed to be a hero? And I canвЂ™t even tell you how many damn times IвЂ™ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little -ing convertible. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the.

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